Posts Tagged "humor"

Guyside: ride like the…

Posted by Liz on Jun 11, 2014 in Guyside | 0 comments

My partner in crime, Bob LeDrew just completed a two day ride to Niagara Falls and he’s out getting his legs back. He’ll be back in the Guyside saddle next Wednesday!

Just chew your [fill in the blank] away…with Zoft

Posted by Liz on Oct 28, 2011 in humour, menopause | 1 comment

[Photo does not depict actual product]

No! It really works! And it’s as easy as chewing gum.”

“What’s that,” you ask?

Now you can just chew the menopause [blues/anxiety/hot flashes, mood swings, night sweats, heart palpitations, urinary problems AND vaginal dryness] away! Wow – who knew it was so simple? In fact, Zoft ® Balance Gum (previously called Zoft Menopause Gum) will cure what ails you in just weeks if not days, with the added benefit of fighting dental decay, improving concentration AND fighting bad breath.

Zoft balance is a unique blend of Dong Quai Root, Black Cohosh Root Extract, Damiana Leaf, and Mexican Wild Yam Root, harnessing the power of indigenous knowledge to fight menopausal symptoms. Moreover, this breakthrough has  been featured on ‘The View’ not once, but TWICE, which of course, provides an authoritative testimonial as to its efficacy.

Wait! There’s more….the company also offers Fulfill gum (pun intended???)  to enlarge your breasts WITHOUT surgery, and Slim gum to help you get back into that size 4 pair of jeans.  And just in case your partner feels left out, the company manufactures Relax gum to take that stress out of his or her life.

One-stop shopping for all that ails. Chew on that, won’t you?

Spanx a lot…active wear and a whole lotta hot

Posted by Liz on Aug 12, 2011 in exercise, humour | 0 comments

A few years ago, I ran a hilarious video, posted by  Fighting Mad Mary featuring her friend GloZell (star of the You Tube Glozell channel), trying to squeeze her frame into a pair of spanx capri. For those of you who are unfamiliar with spanx, it was clearly invented by a man because no sane woman would ever do that to another female.

That’s what I thought. Until I encountered SpanxActive. Say what? The hottest, most uncomfortable material to hold in the stuff for your workout? Talk about torture! And whole lotta hot. Seriously, why are you wasting your time and dollars on Hot Yoga when you can buy Spanx and sweat to your heart’s desire?

In any case, I would love to share GloZell’s experience with Spanx because we need to laugh as much as we need to cry.  In this particular case, you may do both as you watch GloZell attempt to deal with the challenge at hand.

This one’s for you GloZell. You had me at Spanx!

Happy Friday!

We can rebuild…

Posted by Liz on Dec 18, 2009 in Uncategorized | 0 comments

Sometimes a little humor goes a long way.

Happy Friday dear readers!

Free Friday

Posted by Liz on Nov 21, 2008 in Uncategorized | 3 comments

This seemed like such an appropriate follow up to my last post that I just couldn’t resist.

Happy Friday!