Like Zappa, I’ve never been one to be confined to a box. Or to be so presumptuous to believe that I am like any other woman out there (except, perhaps my mother but that’s an entirely different topic!). So why do manufacturers continue to assume that a single neutraceutical or combination supplement is going to address all of the major attributes of perimenopause, e.g., hot flashes AND night sweats AND mood swings AND sexual desire and so on and so on and so on? Am I missing something here?
One of the reasons I continue to encourage women to speak to a licensed practitioner is so that they can obtain advice that is individualized and personalized to their unique needs. I may be having night sweats every other night and regularly waking at 3 am, while you might be experiencing hot flashes every two hours. Should we believe that a single pill that combines, say, isoflavones, black cohosh and chaste berry will be helpful for both of us?
So, once again, I was dumbstruck when I ran across a site for yet another menopausal supplement: Menozac™, your one-stop pill for:
- hot flashes
- night sweats
- vaginal dryness
- forgetfulness
- mood swings
- bloating
- anxiety
- emotional issues (which in turn, will benefit sexual issues)
Have you tried Menozac™? Was it “all that and more?” Did you “graduate to maturity and being free of the responsibility of being fertile?” Did Mother Nature’s “helper” save you from being bedeviled by the menopause?
I swear, I didn’t write this copy. I simply took poetic license with it. In fact, it’s so “all that” that I don’t believe that I am creative enough to come up with the degree of hype that permeates each sentence.
Dear readers – please be safe, be diligent, do your homework and make conscious decisions. Be skeptical. Be suspicious. Ask questions. Speak to a trained expert. Read. Explore.
One size does not fit all.
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bedeviled. that is my new favorite word.