[Woody Allen, Sleeper 1973]
Remember the Orgasmatron from Woody Allen’s Classic, “Sleeper?” Seems that there’s a new device that’s going to give Woody a run for his money (no pun intended!).
An ad for Slightest Touch, an orgasm electronic enhancement agent, arrived in my inbox this morning. Hey, when over 11,000 women say that ‘sex has never been better,’ well, ya gotta wonder right? But I am especially intrigued by the idea that your orgasm will be so powerful that you should take electrolytes beforehand.
A painless electrical pulse travels up the leg’s nerve pathways to the pelvis, creating peak arousal. (Note the electrode patches around the ankles).
This device started as a foot massager (pretty kinky, eh?). While it failed miserably at its orginal intention, subjects tended to get all hot and bothered during the experiment!
Hmm. Is this the answer for sexual desire and dysfunction issues in menopause?!
[Crossposted on Blogher]
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how weird, i mentioned the orgasmatron the other day on my other blog, leaving the zip code! check it out at http://leavingthezipcode.wordpress.com/2008/08/14/orgasmatron/
great minds think alike.
do they have a wireless model. the wires are a little scary to me!
where do i get one? jk. yikes!